The DICTATOR of UNION KINGDOMS is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.858 billion KINGS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UNION KINGDOMSian economy, worth 647 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,871 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UNION KINGDOMS's national animal is the Bear and its national religion is Christianity.

UNION KINGDOMS is ranked 270,813^th in the world and 5,975^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.